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grawly:

hellomynameisalyssaanne:

ignoring the fact that it says pepis, pepsi throwback is the best kind of pepsi. 

please dont ignore the pepis

grawly:

hellomynameisalyssaanne:

ignoring the fact that it says pepis, pepsi throwback is the best kind of pepsi. 

please dont ignore the pepis

realmonstrosities:

Pom-pom Crabs are tiny crabs who carry a pair of even tinier sea anemones in their dainty claws.

They really like to have TWO sea anemones. If they only have one, they’ll rip in two and carry one half in each claw.

The sea anemones soon heal up because they can do that kind of thing,.

Images: Eliot Ferguson/Klaus Stiefel

hey heres a cool bug

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its called the spiny flower mantis - a variety of flower mantis that lives in sub-saharan africa, and grows up around 4-5 inches in length

like most mantids they go through several stages, changing their appearance gradually with each molt - from the black bodies of the newly hatched, to the thorny raised abdomen of the nymph below

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until finally arriving at adulthood, where the both the females (which are slightly larger) and males feed off of moths and other insects that cant distinguish them from the flowers and foliage they live near and get their name from

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but the real thing i wanna mention is their defense mechanism - when these insects are startled, they flare up their absolutely gorgeous wingspots in an attempt to scare off whatever dumb thing tried to eat this cactus bugimage

apparently the reaction depends on the temperment of the individual insect - breeders have reported that some of them are pretty calm, but others flash the spots at every little motion that freaks em out. i probably would too if i had giant eyes painted on my back and everything was a thousand goddamn times larger than i was

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just a pretty damn cool bug overall 

sixpenceee:

that-fine-notebook:

ELLIE- HELP ME OUT… PLEASE

Ellie - Help me out, please… is a free mystery horror puzzle game for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch that challenges you to help Ellie find a way out from the room she is trapped in.

Itunes [X]

I’ve been seeing a lot of praise for “Five Nights at Freddy’s” of how it changes up the usual horror formula, and I figured it would be nice to raise awareness for a game which also has some twists of it’s own.

Ellie, overall, is a very creepy, unsettling and well-made game that really forces the player to think. Through out the game, all you are doing is guiding Ellie to freedom, however, as freedom draws near the truth behind the game begins to unfold… that is… if you don’t let the "kidnapper" win. This short game knows, in my opinion, how to put it’s players on edge, as well as leaving players questioning. 

This game was also made by the same people who made “Murder Room" (I’ll probably make a post for that one, too.), another horror game which has garnered a lot of praise.

 ELLIE WALKTHROUGH [X]

(I don’t know, sixpenceee, what do you think of Ellie? You are the horror expert of tumblr, so I would very much like to have your opinion on this.)

The walkthrough looks pretty spooky! I’ll download it later and play. Here’s one for people requesting games for smart phones.

Thank you for this :)

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood

m1ndkn1ght:

for iguanamouth:
i hope that cool skateboard lizards is still a thing and would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that crocodilians & co. are reptiles

it Absolutely is still a thing

m1ndkn1ght:

for iguanamouth:

i hope that cool skateboard lizards is still a thing and would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that crocodilians & co. are reptiles

it Absolutely is still a thing

um hello yes i uh i've drawn a thing for my friend and i want to edit it digitally but i do not know how to do that
Anonymous

im gonna answer a bunch of art related questions that have built up all at once lets do this

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