cough into my open mouth
THE BEGINNING OF TIME

Did you ever have any issues or were you ever worried about wasabi biting? Because I don't know much about iguanas, but I imagine that their bite would pack a punch. I've been bitten by a blue tongue lizard before and that already hurt enough. So I couldn't imagine an iguana bite
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nah im never worried about wasabi biting - a green iguanas main defense is their tail, which they brandish behind them like a whip and use to strike to about the same effect

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but there are a lot of warnings beforehand, so if youre paying attention you can avoid a four foot tail to the face by watching their body language - a raised /curled tail, upward stance,open mouth, extended dewlap and headbobbing are all signs that whatever lizard youre messing with is MAD AS HECK and you need to Back Off

i HAVE been bit by wasabi before though, and youre RIGHT it can actually draw blood and hurts a whole dang lot but its never been as a sign of aggression - its Always when ive got a piece of food in my hand and she just. goes right for the finger because shes a goddamn idiot who doesnt know the difference between an apple slice and human flesh

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

getintherobot:

tickatocka:

i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap

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is this live action cowboy bebop

reallyreallyreallytrying:

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Vanadinte on Barite - Coud’a, Mibladen, Khénifra, Meknès-Tafilalet, Morocco

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Vanadinte on Barite - Coud’a, Mibladen, Khénifra, Meknès-Tafilalet, Morocco

leppu:

An illustration of Daenerys that I never finished! I just got super frustrated with the paper and couldn’t continue with this kraaahhh

leppu:

An illustration of Daenerys that I never finished! I just got super frustrated with the paper and couldn’t continue with this kraaahhh

becausebirds:

archiemcphee:

Check out the awesomely long tails on these roosters! These regal specimens are Onagadori or “Long-tailed” chickens. They’re a breed of chicken from the Kōchi Prefecture of Japan who evolved from common domestic chickens who mated with Green Junglefowl. Also known as the ‘most honorable fowl’ in Japan, they’ve been carefully bred over the centuries to achieve their spectacular tails, which grow to lengths of 12 to 27 feet. It takes these chickens at least three years to molt. Onagadori breeders take tremendous pride in their chickens and provide special hutches with perches well above the ground, which helps keep their tails clean and in good condition.

If Rapunzel had been a chicken, she probably would’ve looked a lot like one of these awesome birds. These extraordinarily fancy fowl have Special Natural Monument status in Japan, which means they’re considered to be living monuments of Japanese culture and, as a protected breed, it’s illegal to take their eggs out of the country.

[via Lost At E Minor and Wikipedia]

Roosterpunzel!

997:

janemba:

Screw art!

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Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014

hey though really if i post or reblog something with incorrect information please feel free to correct me about - im Extremely Human and i make a lotta dumb mistakes that i dont always catch but definitely want to make better

with that said though please ALSO make sure that the information you give me is in turn up to date - exchanging one wrong fact for another one isnt a step up and even something seemingly harmless can have the potential to hurt someone !

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