iguanamouth

One time I drew this really creepy hand and cut it out and then it went missing and I felt like I crapped myself but then I found it

Anonymous

once i„„„, no. i have no stories like this. i cant think of anythign that i could say that is even kind of relevant to this story but i cant just post it without having some dumb non sequitur pop out of my shitty mouth. did you know that. no. have. no. i found an ipod in a dumpster last year and the only song on it was “rock your world” by michael jackson

I can not find the next page button on your blog and it stresses me out!. Where is it?

Anonymous

OH GOSH sorry friend you are not the first person to ask this its the PURPLE GNARLED PIXEL HANDS (also the name of my indie band) at the bottom of the sidebar and if they are not showing up its because my theme is shitty baby trash and you might have to zoom out a bit

you wanna talk crappy dinosaur movies you gotta look up denver the last dinosaur

Anonymous

thhhhhROW me in a fire

I hate those ( ^ u ^ ) posts because I can't read the damn smiley face so I just kind of ( ^ u ^ )

Anonymous

ANGER

Wasps scare me so when one gets in my house I want to get it out but IT don't have to heart to kill it so I have my mom put it on something and carry it out

Anonymous

did you know if you eat thirty live wasps while naked in the woods under a full harvest moon youll regret it

djslaughtertite:

the best tweet has already been made everybody go home shows over

iguanamouth:

DO YOU EVER FORGE TT HAT ALL POKEMON LAY EGGS IMAGINE GEODUDE LAYING AN EGG

I know a rather cold fellow by the name of Bóreas, he promises us swift passage to that warm cielo. You do not guana forget your regalia. Gird your loins my dearest queen, his offer shall not stand valid for long.

Anonymous

gird my loins jesus christ

I LOS T A FOLLOWER BECAUSE OF GEODUDE EGGS

DO YOU EVER FORGE TT HAT ALL POKEMON LAY EGGS IMAGINE GEODUDE LAYING AN EGG