cough into my open mouth
THE BEGINNING OF TIME


u see this shitty dr.pepper skateboard? let me tell u a story bruhi was innocently surfing my blog when i noticed you talking about lizards on skateboards, ‘haha’ i thought ‘lemme get my bby out for a quick photo’ it was then i realized i don’t have a skateboard, so i said ‘fuck it i’ll make one just 4 them from this recycling’ that was the easy part
upon setting my pisslizard upon his cardboard throne he stayed still just long enough for me to get ready to snap a photo, when i hit capture however he decided AYYYLMAO BYE and d iSAPPEARED UNDER THE FUCKIN FRIDGE WTF DUDE WHY it took fuckin hours before we got him out again
tl;dr my dumb pissbaby wants to break my heart and ruin my l ife

u see this shitty dr.pepper skateboard? let me tell u a story bruh
i was innocently surfing my blog when i noticed you talking about lizards on skateboards, ‘haha’ i thought ‘lemme get my bby out for a quick photo’ it was then i realized i don’t have a skateboard, so i said ‘fuck it i’ll make one just 4 them from this recycling’ that was the easy part

upon setting my pisslizard upon his cardboard throne he stayed still just long enough for me to get ready to snap a photo, when i hit capture however he decided AYYYLMAO BYE and d iSAPPEARED UNDER THE FUCKIN FRIDGE WTF DUDE WHY it took fuckin hours before we got him out again

tl;dr my dumb pissbaby wants to break my heart and ruin my l ife

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